Conspiracy Area
Existance is a conspiracy! I will add more someday...Pipkin has a page about the bowie conspiracy if you'v seen me ranting about the bowie and want to know more.
My cat/sleep conspiracy
I now know why cats always try to sleep by people and why they are always sleeping: they steal sleep from humans. People used to think they stole soles but they were only halfway right. And how do I knows this? Becase I have cats who steal my sleep; one day I was oddly sleepy and I fell asleep at about 9:30 pm, (normaly I go to sleep at 3:00 am) but the phone rang and woke me. I started to read a book and was still realy sleepy as I had been all day, the my cat juped on the bed so I petted it for awile and he eventualy whent away. I then noticed that I was no longer sleepy, so I realized that the cat had stolen my sleep. This explains why cats sleep so much.
My bee/canada conspiracy
There is a bee shortage, so covet any bees you may have. Canada is the main cause, they pave thier streets with bees , like in the song; "there are no bats in canada, and the strees are paved with bees" also bees get mites on them one kind is called trachial mites and the suck out the bees blood and weaken them. Bumbel bees are immune to these mits so thre are more of them but canada also uses thev for street paving. Bees= good. Canada= bad.
My hell/schoolbasement conspiracy
Hell is in my school. I go to an alterve school for adults and the bulding is shared by severeal organazations: A daycare, wave2000, a church, hell, a dog obediance class. Why hell? becase my spy has reported to me that the basement is filled with odd tourtoure devices and strange noises, also I'm noticed they janitors go down there alot, they must be demons.Also the basement windows have odd gratings over them, as do all entreaces to hell.
My baby/invincibility conspiracy
I was watching telivison today and noticed that babys never die, they can drown, be trapeled by a horse or dropped of a building and never even get an injury.This is unfair, I say we pray to god and demand that he make adults as bouncy an injury proof as babys, or else we'll all become buddists(not that theres anything wrowng with buddists)I'v heard that a baby can fall off a 5 story window onto concrete and not get hurt.The only time I'v seen anything close to that was some druggie on cops who jumped off the 5th floor and ran a block before collapsing. We all must work together if god is to meet our demands.
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